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I'm 21 from the Valley, and I have what
you might consider rich parents.

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They bought me a small mansion in LA for
my 18th birthday.

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I didn't want to live in it all alone,
so I started looking for housemates, and

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after a while, I found a couple I
thought would be great to live with.

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Hi guys! Welcome!

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Oh my god!

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Get in here! Hello!

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Hi! So good to see you!

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I assume you're a girl?

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Yes, April. I'm Donnie.

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This is my girlfriend, Tiana.

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Wow, so handy.

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Yeah. Do you like my place?

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I love it. The place is amazing. Yeah, I
like it too. My parents actually bought

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it for me. I'm super loaded.

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Do you want a tour?

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Absolutely. Show us around.

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This is our living room.

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I'm just super loaded. These are my
clothes. Wow.

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So pretty.

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What do you think?

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I love it. I love the roses.

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Yeah. Really? So beautiful.

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Fluffy, huh?

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They sure are, yeah. Really fluffy.

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This place is amazing.

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I have a ton of stuff.

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Yeah? I have these flowers.

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Whoa, you got all this yourself?

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Well, my parents bought it for me,
remember? I'm loaded.

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Oh, right, yeah. Super rich. So, come
over here.

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We have a sitting area for you to sit.
Sit down and do whatever you want here.

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Okay, great.

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This place is amazing.

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Yeah, you could pop open a book
sometimes.

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Uh -huh.

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Ooh, interesting.

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Very cool. I love to read.

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Oh, yeah, we like to read, too. Yeah, we
love to read.

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I always have my nose in a book. Yeah.

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I have my nose in a book.

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Do you guys want to check out the pool
or what's up? Yeah, let's check out the

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pool for sure. Okay, let's go. It's so
pretty.

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You think so?

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This is my pool.

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Wow. Yeah. So nice. You know, the real
estate agent actually said, welcome to

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the live test store. What? And actually,
I'm not kidding about that either.

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What? That's true.

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That is amazing. Maybe you'll run into
him. I know. Let's hope. This is the

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neighborhood of raised gold. Yes, it is.

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Oh, you're lucky.

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So hot outside. It really is, right?
Makes you want to take a dip in the

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huh? How is it? Is it warm?

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Um, yeah, it's super warm.

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Feels good. Yeah, that's going to be
amazing.

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Yeah.

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That stupid pool boy is not even doing
his job right. Yeah, it's kind of dirty.

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Hey, you know what?

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Maybe we can decide that's going to be
someone's chores.

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Someone's chores. Yeah.

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That's perfect.

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah, this place is so sweet.

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Maybe we need a chores list.

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We'll come back over here, guys. All
right, yeah.

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I love cabanas.

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Here's our cabana.

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Beautiful. I know, right? Yeah, this
place is so nice.

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So nice. It's so fun to just be outside.

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Yeah, it really is. It's amazing.

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And the hot tub. It's a bit too hot for
a hot tub.

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Yeah, it's just too hot. This is so
pretty.

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All of this cool. It's so nice.

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Very nice. Good times for sure. Yeah,
absolutely.

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Cool.

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Jump in.

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I do kind of want to jump on it. Same.

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Yeah. What if I just dip my toe in?

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Ooh,

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water's a little bit lower than I
thought. Yeah, I was going to say, it's

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drop down there. It's kind of a long
drop. Yeah. It's a long drop. Uh -huh.

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You got a rubber jacket in there?

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I don't know, but it's kind of cool.

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This is my pool.

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Nice. I love it.

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And the cabana, you like the cabana too.
I love the cabana. I love the backyard.

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I love the pool. It's amazing.

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This place is great.

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It's the perfect spot to just chill.

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Yeah.

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Do you want to show us the rest of the
house?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. You probably want to see the
pictures.

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Oh, I love to cook.

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I love to cook. Come on, let's go see
the pictures.

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That's why I make such a good roommate a
lot of the time. I love to cook. Oh,

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interesting.

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Wow, this is beautiful.

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You're so rich.

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All my vines are stainless steel. You're
so rich.

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And you have a pantry.

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I have a huge pantry.

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Do you have a private chef?

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Yeah, the same chef that does Kylie
Jenner's house. Oh my god.

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Did you see that TikTok the other day
where the Postmates guy lied?

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That was crazy. That was real creepy of
him.

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You think so?

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Yeah. Because he lied about the whole
thing.

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Oh, he lied about it? Yeah.

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I missed that.

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Yeah. Oh, I could cook a lot of stuff in
the kitchen.

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Oh.

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Yeah, well, I feel like you don't really
know how to cook, but it's okay. We can

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teach you.

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Yeah,

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that's true. You're so rich.

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Do you know how to cook? What kind of
stuff?

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Oh, yeah.

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Like the cauliflower. What did you call
it? The pasta? The chickpea pasta. Are

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you gluten -free?

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Yes. Yeah.

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I think it's so healthy. Yeah, it's
really awesome for me.

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I know.

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That worked out really well, I'm sure.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Oh, there's a lot of stuff in here, man.

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Wow. Exciting.

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It's like a booth.

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Yeah. You have really cool stuff.

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You've got all this stuff yourself, and
your parents bought everything for you.

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I don't play. You don't have a job. I
don't work.

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I only play.

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Oh, perfect, yeah.

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I only play. That's awesome. That must
be nice.

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Do you want to see the rest of the
house?

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I immediately started to hit it off with
both of them. So it was a clear choice.

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We lived like that for a few months
until COVID hit and we couldn't go out

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anymore. We all got hornier by the day.
After a few days, we sat together at the

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lunch table and they started talking
about sex and how they miss it. A few

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minutes of just talking about it go by
and one of them starts talking about a

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story you read somewhere online.

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about a free -use roommate and suggested
that I could become one of them in

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exchange for them doing all my chores.

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Gosh, yeah, no problem at all. Okay.

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Donnie, are you with a Y or an IE?

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IE.

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I totally got it wrong.

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No,

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we've been dating for so long. Babe,
yeah, what the hell?

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So, okay.

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What do you like to do, April, as far as
chores? I like to have fun.

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I don't like chores.

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So you don't do anything?

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No, I don't like chores. I know what I
can do. I can organize the mail. I'm

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at that.

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Are you going to pay the bills, too?

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You're the rich one. Shipping and
receiving.

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More receiving than anything.

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I put in a fake chore.

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Okay, Donnie obviously does the trash.

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Seam pool.

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Yeah, I can do some cooking as well. I
like to cook.

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Cook. Okay. And practice.

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And practice. And he cleans up after.
Okay, we already got clean.

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Yeah. Well, let's just put cleaning in
general. He can do all the cleaning.

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like all the cleaning? Yeah.

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Um, Donnie can also clean up the dog
poop.

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Yeah, that's no problem.

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I don't know the chore.

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He can clean.

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Look pretty.

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I'm also going to put look pretty for
me. Of course.

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They'll look pretty for both of us. Oh,
he can do the laundry.

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I like when he does the laundry too.

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Maybe we could split the dishes, but for
the most part it's mostly him.

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Yeah, dishes.

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Oh,

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I want to pan.

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That's one of my chores. Pan by the
pool.

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I want to play golf.

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You like golf?

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I can think about cooking up golf. Okay,
we can go together. So go to the

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golfing range.

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Got it.

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Three days a week. Yeah, perfect.

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Yeah, wow. We need to work out. We need
to work out with our trainer. So, work

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out.

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Work out.

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And Donnie.

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He can grocery shop.

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Grocery shop. Oh, yeah. Good one.

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Okay, he's going to do all the grocery
shopping.

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We should make a Donnie part two. Yeah,
I'll move this down here. Yeah.

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Um, okay. Vacuum. Vacuum, yeah.

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I already got that one.

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Vacuum. Dusting.

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Dusting.

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Um, these are all like boy jobs. I feel
like you should see them.

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Yeah. Um.

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Oh, making the bed.

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Making my bed. Every morning.

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Oh, every day. Yeah, that's something I
always do. And before I get into bed at

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night. Yeah.

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He should make, he should draw the bed.
Um, he also has to kind of be the

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plumber. We don't want to hire a
plumber, right? I don't want any

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Not in this house. We'll put plumbing.

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How much is the rent, by the way?

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Five grand.

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Each?

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Oh, each.

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I guess this is a mansion.

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It's a mansion.

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They might have to work out a deal.

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You guys can talk it up with my dad, I
guess. But I'm standing very firm.

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Me too.

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Okay.

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But I guess, whatever, we can negotiate
later. We'll see how you do with all

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your chores, Donnie.

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Yeah.

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What else should he do?

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Electrician. You gotta do, like, all the
electricity, because I want special

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lights in my room.

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Yeah, yeah. I think he's gonna need a
maid to pick up dirty clothes and stuff.

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But that's kind of your job. Oh, okay.

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Kind of getting all those hard -to
-reach places.

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So far, you have trash, you clean the
pool, you cook.

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You do all the cleaning. All the
cleaning, really.

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You clean up dog poop.

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I don't even have a dog.

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I don't even have a dog.

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Like the neighborhood dog.

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But you're supposed to go around the
neighborhood and clean up the

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dog poop. Cutting the grass.

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You cut the grass.

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Okay.

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I've kind of been wanting to do like a
tomato garden.

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Like do you think we could do a tomato
garden?

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You'd be so good at that.

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Gardening.

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Okay,

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gardening.

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We need more stuff for eyes.

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Oh, like for our chores?

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We can do like a book club.

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Yeah. A book club.

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I need to read more.

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I'll be in charge of the book club. A
good task.

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Is what? Well, the book club could be a
good hobby for you guys.

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Yeah.

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Or a chore. Oh, we can do Pilates.

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Pilates. Oh, yeah.

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Okay, we got Pilates. Uh -huh.

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00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,810
Maybe we can just like...

254
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:12,670
Hang out and get it like a golf cart and
just a drive around.

255
00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:18,110
Yeah I like the sounds of that. We got
the book club. Oh, like a golf cart.

256
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,230
Yeah.

257
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,910
Yeah. Okay. We need a golf cart.

258
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:26,070
Oh, write the rent amount up here so we
don't forget. $5 ,000 each. So $10 ,000

259
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,690
total. Right, right. Okay.

260
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,210
$5 ,000 each. Uh -huh.

261
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:32,610
$10 ,000 total.

262
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:33,910
Yeah. For rent.

263
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:36,710
Rent. That doesn't include me.

264
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,170
Oh, yeah.

265
00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,620
Okay, true. Right.

266
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:45,320
Um, who do we pay? We pay you or we pay
your dad? Um, you can guard me. Cash?

267
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,600
Yeah, cash.

268
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:47,620
That works.

269
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:51,280
Yeah. I'll just get it out of his bank
account. Okay, cool. Yeah, fuck him.

270
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,260
That shouldn't be a problem, I think.
Cool. You guys are really reasonable

271
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,400
people. Yeah.

272
00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:59,700
Maybe we should get together. Do you
want to get together maybe for a game

273
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,820
night? Tonight?

274
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,360
This evening?

275
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,759
I'm down.

276
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,760
I had nothing else going on.

277
00:12:04,980 --> 00:12:08,760
Perfect. Yeah, we could do, like, board
games and, like... Trades?

278
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,060
Trades. Ooh, I love that one.

279
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,300
Trades. Yeah.

280
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,240
Neat. Cool, cool.

281
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,520
Awesome, let's do it. Cool, great. Yeah,
yeah.

282
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:21,260
I agreed because I was tired of not
getting fucked, and we'd been keeping at

283
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,140
for almost one and a half years by now.

284
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,300
We also started playing games together
in the evening.

285
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,860
I really loved living with these two.

286
00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:31,180
Um...

287
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,370
Hitting a tree.

288
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:35,550
Volleyball.

289
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,610
Volleyball. Baseball. Oh, basketball.

290
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,450
Basketball.

291
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,790
Baseball. It is baseball. Baseball.

292
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,250
We're softball again.

293
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:49,870
Baseball, not softball. All right, all
right. Okay, so... Okay, two syllables

294
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:50,870
again. Go again, go again.

295
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:51,950
Okay.

296
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:56,670
Gorilla.

297
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,410
Monkey. Monkey, okay.

298
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,130
Okay. You're good at this.

299
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800
Two syllables again.

300
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120
Oh!

301
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,200
Basketball. That's basketball. But
that's three. That's three syllables.

302
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,900
Basketball.

303
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,740
Basketball. That's three.

304
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,280
That's a mark on me. Sorry.

305
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,220
Um, okay.

306
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,860
What about... Oh, okay. How about this
one?

307
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,980
Three syllables.

308
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:26,940
Sucking dick.

309
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,020
Sucking dick.

310
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,860
Sucking dick.

311
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,100
Blowjob. Brushing teeth. Brushing teeth.

312
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,360
Yes, yes, yes.

313
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,120
Wow.

314
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,960
Washing hands.

315
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:44,560
That was an easy one. Yeah, you get the
washing hands.

316
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:45,940
All right.

317
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,580
Showering. Showering. Shower, yeah.

318
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,120
Showering.

319
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,200
That's another one that I could do.

320
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,980
Getting the cum out of your hair.

321
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,180
Easy.

322
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,640
Wow. I'm not getting the cut of my hair.
I think I could do better at this.

323
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920
Let's see what you got.

324
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,060
Okay, bitch.

325
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,580
Hmm.

326
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,300
Okay.

327
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,240
Women? No.

328
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280
Shark.

329
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,000
Snake? Snake.

330
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,420
Snake, whoa. Snake, snake. Okay.

331
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680
Hmm.

332
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,100
I could do...

333
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,280
Okay, this is four syllables.

334
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,620
It's a lot. Okay.

335
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,100
Moonwalking.

336
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,400
Moonwalking. Michael Jackson.

337
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,240
Yeah. Michael Jackson.

338
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,220
Yes. Do another celeb.

339
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,340
Okay.

340
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:49,979
Your favorite one.

341
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:50,980
Who should I do?

342
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,420
Okay. Who am I?

343
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480
Is it a model?

344
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
Five syllables.

345
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,280
Bella Hadid. No. George Clooney. No.

346
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,940
Nicole Kidman. No way. No.

347
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,980
It's someone very well -known.

348
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,200
I guess Nicole Kidman is very well
-known. She's extremely well -known.

349
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,100
Tom Cruise.

350
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,820
Okay, do it better, Jana. I don't know.
This is all she does.

351
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,460
She's like, what?

352
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,219
I don't know.

353
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,600
This is all she does.

354
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,120
Kim Kardashian.

355
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,380
Yeah, actually, yeah. How often do you
act out compared to Ashley? I know,

356
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,039
you're right.

357
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,040
Okay. True.

358
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,540
Okay, I got a good one.

359
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,360
Double blowjob. Double handjob. No.

360
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,720
What?

361
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
No.

362
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,200
No.

363
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,400
Okay. Washing.

364
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,300
Washing. Oh, milking a cow, maybe.
Milking a cow.

365
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,740
Yes. Yeah.

366
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:56,560
Okay.

367
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,540
Okay, I got a good one.

368
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,100
Looking through a window.

369
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,940
No. Taking pictures through my window.

370
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,560
Photography. Photography.

371
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,160
I could do taking pictures through my
window. Photography. Right. That's the

372
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,340
part. Okay.

373
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:19,340
About... Scoring.

374
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,180
Dancing. Dancing at the club.

375
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,260
No, this is actually kind of bad.

376
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:26,940
Oh, like, pickleball?

377
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,540
Kind of, like... Tennis.

378
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,240
This guy, I think.

379
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,620
Bouncing titties.

380
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,960
Yeah. You have such a dirty mind.

381
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,360
Trampoline.

382
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,699
Jumping rope, maybe.

383
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,700
Jumping rope.

384
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,940
Jumping rope. Yeah. Cool.

385
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,520
Okay.

386
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,040
I could be, like, squirting.

387
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,220
No. Coming. Master.

388
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,980
Throwing dice. Like I have... Oh.

389
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,660
You're frying a pan?

390
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,920
Yeah. Oh, wow. That was a good one.

391
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,260
That was a good one. How'd you get that?
She's domestic. A domestic queen.

392
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,680
True. Yeah, I'm a domestic queen.

393
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:25,560
What about this one?

394
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,280
Uh... Fly swatter.

395
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,420
Axe. You're winning an award.

396
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,040
No, it's like... You finally got the
Emmy. It's in the air.

397
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,880
It's on the air. A kite.

398
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:55,340
writing an equation on a mirrored wall
painting

399
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,920
That was a good one. She does the
natural.

400
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,139
She's natural.

401
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,300
She is. Okay.

402
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,300
Oh, making it rain.

403
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,760
Yeah.

404
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,860
Making it rain.

405
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:21,820
Something.

406
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840
Painting your nails.

407
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,300
Yeah. It is that one.

408
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,380
Manicure.

409
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,760
We already have two.

410
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,340
Yeah, we already did manicure. Ah,
right.

411
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480
What's another one?

412
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,900
I do like putting on a hat, but I don't
know what to do.

413
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,620
Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

414
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,620
Right here.

415
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,140
Hmm.

416
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,920
Um, camera and a nail? Yes, yeah, wow.

417
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,400
Camera and a nail? And a nail, yeah,
yeah.

418
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,120
What's another good one we can do?

419
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:18,240
Maybe... Oh, here we go.

420
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480
I have one.

421
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,040
Dancing in the club?

422
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:26,720
No, close.

423
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:27,920
Writing a book.

424
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,480
No, like... Working out?

425
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680
Yeah.

426
00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:44,320
Maybe... Oh, I have one. I have one.
Okay.

427
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,820
Breastfeeding. Yes, yes.

428
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,720
Wow. Yes, yes.

429
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,160
Awesome. Very good. Yeah, that was good.

430
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,900
All right. I have another one. I need
one of you up here. Okay.

431
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,460
I need a partner for this one.

432
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,980
Okay.

433
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,920
So bend over this way, kind of.

434
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,200
And you're just going to demonstrate it?

435
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,780
Yeah, that's why I need a partner.

436
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,560
Okay, candlestick.

437
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,380
No.

438
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,540
Oh, bringing in groceries from your
house.

439
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,220
Nope. Kind of close.

440
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,980
Riding a scooter.

441
00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,060
That's a good one, but no. A moped.

442
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,420
No, but kind of, right?

443
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,700
Yeah, kind of.

444
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,540
Running. Dog?

445
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,420
Dog? Yes.

446
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,960
Dog? Yes.

447
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,580
Yes. Dog. I don't like that one.

448
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,799
I don't like this one.

449
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,800
Okay. Um.

450
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,560
That was a good one. Okay, you guys go.
Or one of you go.

451
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:53,820
Um.

452
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,020
Maybe like.

453
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,440
You said you're praying.

454
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140
Praying?

455
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,860
Oh, that's actually a good one.

456
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,379
That's a good one.

457
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,380
Yeah, praying.

458
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,300
Scrubbing the floor.

459
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,500
Scrubbing the floor, yes.

460
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,480
Okay, but you put your legs.

461
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,320
Okay. Okay.

462
00:21:49,139 --> 00:21:54,420
Daddy. You're a bad, bad girl, aren't
you? Daddy. You will call me... Daddy.

463
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,460
Master. No.

464
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,220
The one for girls. The one for girls.

465
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,100
Goddess.

466
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,140
Master. You're close. Mistress.

467
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,560
Mistress. I thought mistress was
something else. Okay.

468
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,400
That was a good one.

469
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,680
Yeah, pretty good.

470
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,600
Okay. I have a good one.

471
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,040
What could it be?

472
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,680
Selfie stick?

473
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680
Selfie stick.

474
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,960
Selfie stick. Good job.